A Chaffed Mustache Ride

I asked a visiting brewer (matthew john bacinskas, aka 'Quake) extrodinaire to provide his input. I asked him to pull up a seat to write this thing. And here it is:

What is a chaffed mustache ride? Does it infer "Super Troopers?" Maybe...

A Chaffed Mustache Ride involves drinking one of TB's "Shorthand Stout" (TM) with submerged shot of half-seagrams, half-godiva, as quickly as possible. Some may draw comparisons to the car bomb. But this is different.

Think three things:
1. It leaves a chalky, dry taste in your mouth. And you want another...
2. TBBC remains apolitical and the drink has seagrams and godiva, unlike those other St. Patrick's Day drinks that really are antithetical to being Irish.
3. It leaves a flavor-saver-for-later.

Say that one time fast. Flavor-saver-for-later.

-Thunder and 'Quake